How To Cut Your Own Hair: A Tutorial By Shelly:
1. "Dang, my brows are looking fresh, too bad no one can see them"
2. Cut bangs to mid forehead
3. Decide what kind of overall haircut you want, since now that you've started, you can't stop. Wrestle with the idea of an inverted bob, which is something you've never done before...you tell yourself in a bold face lie.
4. Acquire two mirrors and start hacking.
5. Realize you're chopping away with both hands without noticing at first, not unlike you do while painting. Feel smug about ambidextria.
6. Curse prior arrogance!
7. Remember that hair grows.
8. "Holy weight lines, Batman, wear my thinning shears at? Damn you God for giving me this much hair!"
9. Walk from bathroom to bathroom, clutching perfectly sectioned piece of hair until shears are found.
10. "I could be Mia Wallace for Halloween."
11. You don't look anything like Uma Thurman, no you can't.
12. Style
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