"Shaving the pants immediately made me think of drunk dancing at a club/bar when some random dude grinds his erect penis all up on your jeans."
10 point for Gryffindor! (Or whatever Harry Potter house Kylie is in. I think it would be Ravenclaw actually.)
Yeah when guys do that I'd like to take a blade to their pants.. Teach them to assault people with their nasty tiny man part. Like oh it's so hot that your half hoho sized penis is touching me... Show me yours and I'll show you mine and this boys and girls is why I am getting pepper spray. Because mine is more effective at getting the point across than your micro peen!!!
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